Dear
MCU,
We love your programming, thanks. Countless hours have been spent in our home these last few years just not talking to each other, all enjoying the same show. However, I do have a question about how finances work in your imaginary universe.
So, to clarify, Earth’s mightiest heroes, the
Avengers, who have saved the world—repeatedly—basically function as a volunteer
fire department?
The
training, the equipment, room and board, are financed by Stark Enterprises, but
there is no paycheck? There is no pension? They get a per diem while abroad, but nothing to put in the bank?
Steve
Rogers—who helped saved humanity in not one but two different centuries—can
barely afford an apartment in Brooklyn?
Sam
Wilson—who was snapped out of existence for a half decade and then immediately
returns to action at significant life and limb—cannot borrow enough money to save his sister’s business?
That makes me sad.
Sincerely,
Someone
with Too Much Time on their Hands
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